'lovey dovey'

how awesome is this picture. my friend NANAE took it. I LOVE IT.
they're doves!
love
love
love
♥

gross gifts

bones via blindedbuterfly

so guess what the fatty's friend gave him for his birthday..?. a hip bone from a dead cow's skeleton he found near work. how GROSS imagine all the parasites and diseases that live in and on that bone. zomg..fatty said that his friend sterilised it and painted it white..
but no can do for me. way too gross. like im not scared of dead things. i can hold a dead fish or bird and bury it fine.. but the thought of displaying in on the shelf?? ew. ESPECIALLY if youre not a specialist in cleaning and sterilising those things
yuck yuck yuck!

death headband

via fashiontoast

 

 

 

what would u do for fashion..?
i was just thinking whether itd be comfortable wearing this headband..i mean.. a chain pressed against ur forehead.. it looks interesting i guess.. lol

birthday woos

on thursday:
met up with thy, linda teng, nerida, eleanor and jen. we went t qv to grab something to eat. then me, jen and thy wento dfo and WALKED HEAPS just to find table 8. we made the wrong turn and so we toured around the whole place before finding it zz

on friday:
went to eat at groove train with fatty and jen. the parma was yum. the eggplant chipperies..mmm gets sickening VERY easily but as an entree i think the portion is quite good. the pizza lacked flava.

GROOVE TRAIN
Blue Heaven Milkshake & Lemon and Lime bitters


Grooves Lamb Pizza 20.90
Napoli sauce, mozzarella cheese, roasted lamb, onion, black olives
& spinach, topped with tzatziki


Chicken Parmigiana 20.90
topped with melted mozzarella cheese, Napoli sauce & parmesan cheese,
served with salad & chips


Groovy Eggplant Chips 12.90
parmesan crumbed & stacked on a balsamic reduction, served with aioli


we then went shopping at dfo thy joined us later. i bought a pair of table 8 - boots. cotton on - two singlets. pilgrim - a knit dress

on saturday:
my sisters birthday. uncle + gf, uncle and aunt came. we ate ladidadida
o yes forgot to mention about my sisters asian wingla cake..she was turning 17 the cake said SWEET 16 so dad did his best to fix it.. haha


BEETLES
it was also beetles birthday party that saturday. on sunday fatty told me that he scarred beetles bro by touching him when he was a kid. because beetles bro at the party got drunk and was all over him (and wanted to sleep with him LOL) and fatty was like eff off and whatnot and the guy got really sensitive saying gay stuff and cried and his friends wanted to start a fight with fatty and there was pushing around and whatnot..
i told fatty never to touch guys again.
idiots

GUANN

iguano    POLL: is Guann's hair too long for an interview? says:
 i wont cut it that short though
 i have to keep my long hair
 it is brand equity
 what everyone know me for
 haha
the blue penis says:
 LOLOL
 - -
 so it wont be much difference then
 zz
iguano    POLL: is Guann's hair too long for an interview? says:
 people can spot me from miles away
 haha
 and people who i have never met know who i am
 hahaha
 if i get typical asian hair...and blend in with the crowd.......i would be a no one
the blue penis says:
 LOLOL
 what do u do with ur hair
 like what does it look like after a shower?
iguano    POLL: is Guann's hair too long for an interview? says:
 looks like i just had sex
the blue penis says:
 ROFL i dont know what that look is
 LOLOL
iguano    POLL: is Guann's hair too long for an interview? says:
 messy!!!
 =D

TRINH's MUST BUY

FESS NASAL SPRAY

mr.iron chef 4

Iron Chef says:
its nice to perve at hotties that come in for the pill though

Iron Chef says:

and there are a lot of them

LOL

artisan collection by NORITAKA TATEHANA

love love her

To my most favourit-est  lesbian,

Today i received a gift from you ^^. Some bits of it was wow some bits of it was just plain embarrassing.. 8 – 9 yrs of many exotic memories together is something ill forever hold close to heart =) i LOVE THE GIFT (PS my sister was bagging our fashion sense especially urs..asking me if you were a tomboy xD and she was just freaking embarrassed that im her sister LOL) well anyways..

I would like to say THANKYOU for everything you’ve done for me. Im so glad that we went to camp and stayed in the same cabin together, where u refused to sleep on the floor with us and you had that big USA disgusting yellow jumper and we poured water down the ant hill. That’s probably as far as my memory can rewind back to..any further than that is all a blur. Its a shame we cant remember exactly how we became friends.. but we sure have many memories to remember why we are =) 

in the near future we'll have many more lesbionic spasms im sure of it..but at the end of the day don’t forget we are SISTERZ 4 LYFE . TNT 4 EVER !! LOL 

melb uni computer labs need a vending machine for earphones.. like cheap $2 earphones..

via 'zemotion

i find geishas can be quite pretty..sometimes..
i just love how they're painted so white but everything around them is so colourful. its very pretty, i found some awesome pictures via flickr but couldn't post them here..pity

tommeeee

o on friday i went to aijisen ramen with beetles and the fat one. i met their friend tommy. he is SO COOL i love him. but the weird thing is..i dont know if its just them two or what..they like touching each other??.. ok so i know the fat one likes touching guys even people he just met so it was usual to see a had stroke tommys belly ..but when i saw tommy touch the fat one back i was like HEARTATTACK..when i say touch its not a pat on the back or anything its more like a stroke.. i was so WTH?! ..gay men in disguise
well i was on the fat ones facebook and i saw tommy wrote this on his status...LOL

Tommy Kong

Early Morning Train Ride to City!!! such a lovely thing to start ur morning, in a packed up train with an indian guy standing behind me, dry humping the fk out of me!! *JUST FKN LOVELY*2 hours ago

PHLEGM

i am sick. on saturday i lost my voice. i have a sore throat and is really really phlegmy. I HATE PHLEGM.
mm we did massive cleaning on sunday. cut the grass fishtank swaps blahh was too exhausted to study.
today i forgot my earphones. i laughed at daisy the other day cos she complained how she forgot hers and wanted mine.. - - and now im a loser too 

the disadvantages of being short is..

freaking breathing in tall people's breath as soon as the breathe out..SO GROSS

go makes sense

i dont understand why people cant abide the sign "please keep to your right" on the swirly staircase.. i mean.. if u do then I wont have to move for U or the other way round.. plus its there for a reason..its so much easier to walk down the stairs on wider side than the short small narrow side..some peeple

girl's generation

at first i thought these girls were hilarious..but i dont know why i just cant help but listen to their music and watch them dance.

lesbionic love for colours i say..haha

omg what am i doing..im supposed to be studying!!

feeling thankful

thankyou very berry much for giving me this opportunity to listen to music through your $300 earphones via your $350+ mp3 player ..
without you ..i would have missed this great no, "AMAZING surround sound' experience..

because when you went to queensland and i asked you to buy me snow globes ($5 MAX) you were too cheap to buy me any..

yet i got to experience "REAL SOUND" like no other..

SO THANKYOU once ...

again

darling xx

poisoned 2

whilst eating dinner today..i was half way through my last bowl of rice when all of a sudden

A T T A C K !

i had the urge to run to the toilet and i did.. i sat there and had the most painful stomach ache & diarrhea..

just beautiful ..must of been one of these

• migoreng + 2 eggs that the fat one made me
• the savoy biscuit with eggplant dip
• the savoy biscuit with french onion dip
• the savoy biscuit with tzatziki dip
• asian ice coffe
• asian slurpee

relief

today my supervisor redid the pcr that i screwed up last week AND it didnt work yesssssss!
well unless im doing something ridiculously wrong with the pipetting and gel ..but yeh when nothing came up on the screen again today i was confused. only 2 products out of the 24 came up. hmm and omg i used the wrong nest primer so i had to redo everything again and she missed half of her seminar. = = sorry for being a snail

Nudibranch

Photograph by David Doubilet, via National Geopgraphic

btw how cute is this animal! theyre similar to sea slugs. when they use self defence they produce freaking awesome artful colours.
i am in love with it. im going to adopt it and call it ...

hermit crabs

Hermit Crab Lakshadweep, India via flickr

in yr 12 me daisy and thy adopted i think 4 hermit crabs. they were sooo cute cept i guess we didnt look after them properly so they all died. well some were molting and died during the process..i miss them. theyre really cute but sometimes very boring creatures =)
must ask fatty if we should adopt one =D

starting to stress

the title says all. enough said.

waiting

so all this time i was sitting in bailieu keeping a lookout for the little troll to come.. just anticipating a scare from her because she always try to when she gets the chance..
look left look right noone
half an hr later ..still noone
maybe 1 hr later i decided to check my facebook for some odd reason i had a hunch about the troll ..and there she was msging people and ME telling me..

i was so wth --..we seriously do have a communication problem
so i call her
and the mole doesnt pick up. maybe shes in class. ill see her later.

o yes..see how that mole says to meet at the station at 5-515pm ..well i called her at 5 GUESS WHERE SHE WAS??? on the train home already - - beautiful

confused

sometime last week. not sure what day but last week. (remembered it was wednesday) me and the fat one was shopping around after our eatery at a resturant/cafe/bar? not sure which category it belongs in cos it just looks like a barber..
well anyways we were shopping around and i was in novo shes while fatty sat outside and when i came out i saw this hobo looking guy with a HUGE bag on the bin. i sat down next to the fat one and kept checking the hobo out.. turns out the huge bag was a school bad. mcg school bag. i was so wth ..obviously the man stole it from somewhere and he looked at us and took off his jacket and stuffed it in the already packed full bag then took the bag and crossed the road.. (for some reason) the fatone said it could belong to the girls infront of us so decided to go ask them .
came back all sad because it wasnt theirs..& said to me..

i wanted to see some action! i wanted the guys (that were with the girls at the time) to start a fight and see what happens.

mandarin DUCKS!

Photograph by Michael Schmidt, via national geographic


how cute and colourful are these ducks! the ducks i see here are either just plain white, white with random freckles, or UGLY BROWN

gluttony

my friend jen claims that her stomach has stretched
she also claims that everytime she meets up with thy she gets constipated and has to take laxatives..LOLOL
jen says thy's constipation problem is contagious
L O L

love

love is cute

chimney

..lol who came up with the word chimney? what an odd kinky word. chimney.

living a dream

wouldnt it be awesome living in a house LIKE THIS!? i mean besides the fact that if this piece of rock corrodes so does your house but WOW..imagine the view =)

it even has chimneys! ha!

via the architecture blog

via 6lumens


i didnt like this picture when i first saw it. well 'didnt like' isnt true but it wasnt really a wow factor in my mind. but because i keep seeing it..it MADE me like it..yes it did..
i just sit there and analyze it
i miss studying art. visual communication. where colouring in, drawing, painting was a must do in class. good times

via shoelust

another pair of shoes that i heart.. but will never buy or wear

waste of time

i try this and that but im never happy with the layout of my blog..
but it sure is one of the best time consuming thing i do when i dont feel like studying..cos time flies by like vrooooooooooooosh from just choosing my font colours and style
if only i was skilled enough to write my own html..

hes never happy with the things we do..

my day in brief

well i met up with thy and jen and linda went to eat malay food went to shop at collingwood (jen bought heaps, i bought shorts and a black tanktop) went back to uni walked around went to shop in the city went home
o yes met up with daisy at mc but she went home with thy and random cos i had to wait for my sister. i bought a kfc snackbox and daisy gave me a free kk original glaze.
i sat there under the fobwatch eating it like a fat kid..

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it made me laugh. but im posting this because it is a request...
---> Iron Chef says:
lol go blog
i like it =)
my quotes are gold

SEE! 8)..rofl

Thao says:
so i just drink water
Thao says:
we have those water coolers at work
Iron Chef says:
yeh... those hideous blue upside down things that bubble like you've farted in the pool....
Iron Chef says:
the omnipresent office essential


Iron Chef says:
Soumya says:
i'm cold
Soumya says:
i think the pilot light has gone out in the gas thingo
Iron Chef says:
in the absence of central heating the ancients found a way to warm up quick and also create children to help in the fields
Soumya says:
hahaha

GIVE ME YOUR WATER BOTTLE PLEASE

Today i went to the careers fair with nae. Fatty wasn’t allowed in. The fair was held at the exhibition museum imax place thingo..? yeh anyways ..well it was like a freaking airport!..first theres a queue and theres ppl with melb uni tshirts going around asking for water bottles, empty or not, basically no bottles were allowed in that building. So alright i thought u know maybe they don’t want ppl to spill anything..then when you enter the building there are two more queues. I thought it was to sign your name or something but it was actually a freaking BAG CHECK FOR WATER BOTTLES. Wth?! Sooo weird. Maybe they think someone is gonna blow up the place?..

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when i was stressed about my prac results..

Iron Chef says:
.....
omg... great help u are
HAHAHHAHA

twinkle twinkle little bat! says:
LOLL
i know
friggin dont rub it in
TT

Iron Chef says:
lol
i won't
i prefer to rub tits
ur just a tit-head
LOL


most randomest person ever..LOL

virus

So today i saw my lesbian T – bag and the second fat one - tony. We studied in the erc. Then we ate ate at grilld (i just ate chiperies tho)
BUT the real reason why im writing this post is that i finally remembered to ask the T – bag
IF SHE POSTED MY EMAIL ON SOME PORN WEBSITE WHEN SHE HATED ME BECAUSE lately ive been receiving a lot of adds on my msn ..and they are total randoms asking me to webcam with them. Wtf indeed. I only talked to one cos i thought it was a random friend so i go HEY whos this? The freak goes. Hi im 21 f are you a male? And im like wth..er no.. whos this? Freak: would you like to see me i found a website where you can see me on webcam and cant record because ive been recorded before..me: er no thanks i don’t want to see you freak: aw why not? Im gonna go change my clothes just for you hang on a sec..me: no seriously its ok i don’t want to see you..
The freak gets all offended and goes ..well no wonder why you’re single me..laughing in my head thinking what on earth and WTH block delete report as spam..and she wasn’t the only one ..there were dozens more freakass randoms adding me but i just block delete and report it as a spam even if i think its my friend..LOL
T tells me its a virus thing. Well i guess thats cleared. Was gonna make a whole new email because of it. LOL xD

its a MILLIPEDE

via The Age

Victorian homes are being invaded by black Portuguese millipedes revelling in ideal conditions created by recent rains.

He said the millipedes, which are smooth and cylindrical and between 2-4.5cm long, secreted the chemical hydrogen cyanide when they were disturbed or squashed.

While not dangerous to humans in small quantities, the chemical stains anything it comes into contact with and is extremely irritating to eyes.

"The best thing to do is to not squish them. If you can, sweep them up and put them outside. They actually don't like being inside and certainly don't breed inside but they come inside because often there's just so many of them."

this is how i feel sometimes. not at the moment. just wanted to do somthing thats not biochem or genetics related xD
i remember when we were in primary school, we would always have to write journals, everyone always had awesome journal entries and mine were just shit boring so i invented things. LOL i also remember writing stories. i chucked all my books out cos they took up so much space..i should of kept them. but then again i wouldnt because towards grade 5 -6 my books had fungus and smelt like mould because id never eat my bananas and leave them in my 'bucket' (locker) and itd REEK ..rofl how gross..i had like mouldy sandwiches and bananas..i got busted by some boy cos he complained that my locker stank. the teacher found out. the whole class surrounded my bucket..it was embarassing. i had to get a plastic garbo bag and emptied my bucket and the teacher gave me a talk.. anyways my stories always started with

Once upon a time..

there was a dog, fred. there was a boy, doug.
doug and fred are the bestest buddy ol' pals since they met each other.
they grew up with each other. spent most of their time with each other. they danced in the rain, burned in the sun and ate vanilla icecream on the porch.
sometimes doug would get mad at fred, but fred always wags his tail and come running to doug when he sees him. fred never fully understood why doug would get pissed.. like the time fred chewed doug's favourite underpants.. all doug cared was that fred was his only best friend. as the years went on they made many happy and sad and funny memories together. then one day when doug came home he was carrying something in his arms.. like usual fred would excitedly greet doug but today was different.. there standing on the grass next to fred was another small puppy happily jumping and rolling around.. fred too was happy and welcomed the new puppy.. but as days turned into weeks and weeks into months ..fred soon realised that doug has a new best friend..


LOLOL im so lame. what a beautiful lame story. xD back to studying = =

"I'll keep it short and sweet. family. religion. friendship. these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. "
Mongomery Burns (The Simpsons)

korea

today i went to thys house in the morning. went to post ads. saw some VERY embarassing pictures of myself. saw pictures of fatty when it was skinny ..YES SKINNY! bumped into daisy at the station. went to the city. went to post ads. went to uni. attended genetics tute. went to meet up with thy and daisy. went to eat at Han Guuk Guan Korean/Chinese Restaurant. IT WAS YUMMMMMM spicy but YUMMMMMMMMMMMMY! and half price bbq on MONDAYS! hell yeh =) my pictures are just not so great but IT IS YUM

for the bbq : traditonal korean spicy marinade. chicken beef and octopus.


pickled bits and pieces



the not so great bi bim bap


On this day last yr me thy bri and fatty went to see the Moomba parade. I didn’t remember it until thy mentioned it and she didn’t remember it until we saw the parade at flinders today. I think i have amnesia..my memory is so slack i CANNOT remember ANYTHING from outings with friends to places to stories being told..etc = = its quite depressing. My mind is probably 90 years old ..friggin.

friggin gross

so there was this big blowfly in our study and so i decided to go on a mission to kill it.
1: it landed on the ceiling so i stood on a stool with a fly squatter and MISSED.
2: landed on the ceiling above my sisters table so i stood on her table and SPLAT. i got it alright but as soon i killed it.. i felt some juice on my eyeball..now it could only mean one thing ----> FLY GUTS. EFFING EFFING HELL DISGUSTING so i quickly went to the bathroom and patted water onto my eye..i highly doubt that was effective cleaning..but man if only i have eyeball's disinfectant solutions ARE THERE SUCH THINGS? there MUST BE TT
if maggots start growing out of my eyeball i have noone to blame but freaking MOTHER NATURE for creating such useless disgusting creatures. YUCK

freakout

yesturday's weather was freakout crazy! humid hot in the morning then HAILING THUNDERSTORM RAINING in the arvo
towards late arvo a lost dog came to our house it was a crossbreed. it was soooooooo skinny like as tho its never eaten anything in its life it went crazy drinking all the water it could find on the floor and it LOVED our potplant water :S we didnt let him in the backyard cos of sonny. but sonny did go apeshit crazy and happy seeing the dog lol. it was somewhat cute it has permanent odd earsand was very timid. poor dog proll got scared of the rain and ran away from home. dont know where it is now. i told dad to feed him but dad said that its a bad idea cos itll just stay here forever its better if it finds its way home asap. it knew how to sit and shake hands and it had a collar but no tag. poop hope its o k.
they say if a dog comes to ur home its goodluck

mad as a hatter

via wiki, The Hatter as depicted by Sir John Tenniel, reciting his nonsense poem, "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat"

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a teatray in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!


alice in wonderland..is a must see movie =)

uni life 4 me

monday:
i went to my sisters chem lecture and bio lecture. followed her around to borders to see her friend then we(sis&me) went to dfo. how sad im gonna be the biggest loner this semester

tuesday:
limped my way at the speed of light to the waiting queen at union house in the morning. i limped cos i have a big ass blister on my ankle and it HURTS, well anyways i attended her lecture..PROBABILITY..i admit there are some interesting bits haha
then i went to my prac..i was so noob & i feel ashamed..but i guess its just my first day..then i went to eng space to see if anyone was around.my heart sank cos it was quiet and i didnt spot anyone i know..until i saw this guy sitting and studying with orange hair boy..and at first i was like OOOH is it andrew S?..but it could be another guy so being cautious i walked near enough he saw me and i knew it was him xD we talked for a bit i was about to leave then nae came!! and i followed her to her class..man if i was smart enough i would be where she is..but i dont think id enjoy it..freaking chem eng YUCK biggest regret of my life.. then i left halfway cos i didnt know it was a double lecture. sorted my lms thing out. went to bailieu. kicked a guy off his comp so i can go on facebook and do random stuff then went home..

this is my life this semester.. POO

and i just remembered the conversation i had with thy and maybe fatty about pubic hair..i am still amazed that not everyone's pubic hair is black. ROFL

so this is the sort of greeting i get from the o-so-handsome iron chef

peas in a pod

too cute.
Peas-in-a-pod, new character(s) from Toy Story 3!
via all things pixar

uni starts

im at the library. i feel like sleeping. i dont know where everyone is this yr could be a lonersome yr.. i am bored and i am scared to open my books to study there is just so much work to do. thinking about it makes me wanna puke. omg 3 months flew by so fast yet so slow on some days. but this yr i have to change. this yr i have to ace it with flying colours. it could be crazy wishful thinking but i must..

takes a deep breath